Miserable Retail Slave

Chest workout/ Gum in your hair/ The CURSE/ Respectful and kind?/Tell me more about Ians/ Wrigley/ No Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior for Randy/ Bazooka Joe/ Squirt device/ Tomm-emojis/ Like riding a bike/ Juliette Miranda and David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant podcast/ THE MISERABLE HOTLINE (810) 328-3826/ iTunes review war with Mixed Feelings podcast/ Your Sketchers are trying to kill you/ Elbows and A-holes/ Switchblade haircuts/ Online dating updates/ Did Ariel ever respond?/Nonstop S-n-Gs/ generic American nicknames/ Randy is a bell jar/ Tommy’s announcement/When you look cool smoking/ “Pretty in good shape”/ Tommy’s still kinda fat/ Randy starts his two month plan/These public restrooms/ Bathroom stall wisdom/ Instant relief/ God’s toilet paper/ Toilet Wallpaper/ Tommy starts to spontaneously bleed/ Women make rainbows/ Feedback about last week’s episode/ Updates on The Convenience Nurse/ Webber/ The Misogynist Maestro/ Piss On It/ Unobtainable goals/ You have a good now/ Gift card, not gas card