Miserable Retail Slave

Tommy’s Hamster Wheel/ Anxiety/ Randy was an uneasy rider/ Creeps have library cards/ One mini-disaster after another/ a new hero?/ One of the guys in O-Town/ Tucking your shirt in is your security blanket/ The age range of shots/ Becoming a bar man/ Introducing Drawstring/ Drawstring’s special ability/ Tommy’s tip for ruining your day real quick/ Running into Macho Man Randy Savage/ Superfly’s Tum of Steel/ Tommy’s wrestling name is The Girthy Bell/ Emoji Headed Robot Bodies/ Jeopardy is the happy place/ Getting gross Money Bin diseases/ Kevin the Hot Gun/ Saying dumb things involuntarily/ Saying the stupidest things to the same people/ Wait, what?/ “it’s like a lot right now” - Weird Tommy makes a return/ Painting a happy little point like Bob Ross/ Randy has a beautiful voice/ Working inside a Disney cartoon/ The Pensive Song/ Learning to talk like Bruce Springsteen/ Or Steven Seagal/ A Thompson Show/ Tommy’s Book Store Story/ Tommy’s fake. but real laugh/ These BK Combinations/ The Cokes and The Pepsis/