Miserable Retail Slave

Witnessing a retail incident/ The Miserable Retail Meal/ Freestyle Coke machines/ A drive-thru fit/ So hangry/ Throwing the entire restaurant into chaos/ Why are owls the wise birds?/ The lazy predator/ a new national bird and a new statue of liberty/ Come wallow in my tragic kingdom/ balloons draped over the power line = the clown house/ Tommy’s going to Indy/ Tommy is anxious/ Andrew Luck lives in the catacombs/ Tommy can’t physically break a leg/ God’s bubble wrap/ Tommy’s encounter with his guardian angel/ a titan of intellect/ Just a couple of hipsters in love/ Randy’s guardian angel/ written down goals/ a mystery Facebook account/ An “in-tune guy”/ The return of a segment that no one cares about/ The Miley Fancast/ CYRUS/ Seeing Adam Sandler and David Spade/ Tommy’s Adam Sandler impression/ Making copies/ Tommy’s Sandler jokes/ A study of human interaction in a retail environment/ A satellite dame/ THAT PAULA/ “I don’t know how old people are anymore”/ Male multi-tasking/ The best possible responsible/T