Miserable Retail Slave

One those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Emoji Flirts/ Emoji Dads/ People are weird/ The Kings of Junk Conversation/ A Steve Harvey/ Tommy and the Rainbow/ A LifeSexual/ Tommy painting the nature/ “it was a miracle”/ Rubies/ Grandpa and Grandma at the comedy show with their friend/ McGruff the Time Dog/ The Stuffed Dog/ Tommy polices the audience/ Fanny Heaven/ A service dog on the floor/ Being quirky/ The weird 30s/ The Great Jenga Tournament/ Tommy’s off the wagon/ Breadbull/ Pickle Jar strength/ Failing Darwin/ Charles Bronson and David Duchovny/ Poetry Slams/ Millennial voodoo priests/ Barbarian feet/ Don’t ever take your boots off/ Why do people buy dolls?/ Tommy’s doll story/ Scuffy’s my baby/ Doll Parts/ Women Playing Chess 3: Clothing Optional/ Ken with a man bun/ The progression of tattoos/ Don’t Date This Dude DOT com/ Am I Gonna Get the Ribs aga