Miserable Retail Slave

The Exploding Face/ Dentists are a conspiracy/ A Brace-face Man/ Appointments/ Let’s clear our calendars/ Faking smiles/ These waiting rooms/ The Shark Dentist/ Broflakes and Rebel Skanks/ McGraw Facts/ Cassette mixtapes were the first Spotify play lists/ “Why are you battling me?”/ Cast off the shackles/ Have a day off like Ferris Bueller/ Tommy has an appointment with his tractor/ Tommy hates the word “peep”/ We don’t need topics/ Ladybug/ Tommy doesn’t know how to things/ Imbibing the death of life/ Tommy and band practice/ A comedy show at a library/ The art of quiet comedy/ Getting lit at the library/ Big Stuff/ Personal space issues/ The Man who needed Pee/ Fake urine/ Sundate/ Scoffing at the zoo/ The Return of Chris Vickers in Hell/ Picking up the Pieces/ Tommy is a super villain named Sloth/ Online dating/ Grant the Rage Boy/ Disappear like Houdini/ Tommy the answer man/ Shooting your Duck Hunt shot/ Love dogs/ The new Dog Whisperer/ The Scent of Awesome/ The Difference Between 5 and 1/ Tommy’s ridic