Miserable Retail Slave

The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Retail Slave/ Tommy’s a Ghetto Superstar/ Lauryn Hill Part 2/ How many blinds?/ The Eclipse/ We are sheeple/ What do you do without social media?/ Bono is Eclipse ready/ Fighting Bono in a bar room brawl/ The Edge/ A big AIDS man/ Causing a ruckus on Facebook/ staying current, like a river/ a new phrase is invented/ dropping the chicken/ A smiling, potential listener/ the mouth ukulele of Jack Johnson/ “Excuse me, Miss”/ The treachery and deceitful body/ Tommy’s wedding/ Honeymoons/ cousint/ Let b—— in at night/ Making a baby/ Why raccoons mate/ Shall we play a game?/ Create a super hero name/ a clown shark/ the new IT/ Seeing Borat on my birthday/ the most deadliest of olive/ cactus fetus/ Tommy’s comedy show/ Grandpa’s Donkey Juice/ No merch, Tommy, The novice/ Missed connections/ The camping grandma/ Fell in love