Miserable Retail Slave

The boss/ A Salvation Army bell ringing incident/ The Salvation Sweeties/ An opportunist/ The worst bathroom ever/ ‘open sesame’/ the perfect Mentos opportunity/ Tommy wants to believe in a flat Earth/ Fat dads/ Shout out to the Christmas parties/ Tommy’s awkward work Christmas party/ Korn ruined Christmas songs/ Losing your two front teeth/ Tommy’s a pretty good hockey player/ The Knuckle puck and Mighty Duck facts/ Know your Creek/ Writing a Christmas song/ Tom Coe Tuesday/ a retail paparazzi/ Portraits of Pain: The Tears of Retail/ Honeymooning/ The Great Tom Gatsby and the Mystery of the Haunted Hotel/ The Lady in Blue/ Tommy’s possessed house/ Ghost Sex/ a Jesus finger waggle/ Tommy’s growing a wizard beard/ Drinking eggnog for the first time/ “How would that be with alcohol?”/ Keaton the bullied kid and his video/ Bleakworld/ Quit watching The Walking Dead and Walking Dead spoilers/ Being all depressed/ Helping Grant, the Rage Boy/ Online dating: The Return/ Meeting a Pro Beer Pong player/ The World Ser