Miserable Retail Slave

With special guests, Nick from “Epic Film Guys” and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer The World” Tommy Impressions/ This Walmart/ Public restroom follies/ Corpse dung/ a urinal opportunist/ Tommy is out sick/ Twitter’s favorite son/ Randy has a beef with Tom Coe/ The Cupid Shuffle/ Strong names/ Smitty/ Tommy’s in Indianapolis/ “God Hates Jake and Tom”/ the timeline of Tommy’s sickness/ Fire throat/ Nick, the Feelings Stalin/ The Lone Star in this Bleak World/ Tommy’s weird hair/ Facebook stalking and unlocking the secrets of the universe/ When Alan Moore Attacks/ A transcontinental curse/ “Someone spat on my bike today”/ A new tagline for Facebook/ LIT/ Tom Coe got maced/ The Room/ Summoning the spirit of Neil Gaiman/ Randy doesn’t like The Sandman/ Asking an Epic Film Guy if Die Hard is a Christmas movie/ the Century Club/ Watching the Star Wars Holiday Special for the first time/ Summarizing Star Wars/ Reindeer boob/ The RestauRANT podcast/ Gluttony Shirts/ Solutions to becoming a morning person/ the story of