Miserable Retail Slave

This weird world/ Uber is a weird thing/ An Uber co-pilot/ Randy wakes up seething/ A quaking/ Old Spice and Apathy/ The Panty Man/ a sweet little pervert package/ counting his panties/ The first live show/ “How check that”/ How long until girls start getting plastic surgery to look like their favorite Snapchat filters?/ Who Wants to Be a Snapchat? - the game show/ a Hello Kitty neck tattoo/ A masters in the selfie/ Have some selfie steem/ You can’t send a double message/ It’s like trying to reheat fries/ All the inside jokes/ Getting the ribs for a very long time/ World’s Biggest Scrublord/ Flashback to college/ The College Tale of Thin Lizzy/ The Disaster of the Live Show/ Tommy’s injured ankle/ “Come meet my stepfather backhand, it’s about time”/ Andrea/ “You’re not Howard Stern, buddy.”/ Horny goat weed/ A call in from TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”/ Tommy is a sofa/ Epic Fail Guys/ David the Producer from The Unwritable Rant calls in/ Tommy’s got a show coming up in Chicago/ David’s baritone voice and