Miserable Retail Slave

Frank and vulnerable/ Extinct Franks/ being particular about public restrooms/ Bathroom peekers/ Meat cutter apprentices/ The Bug Zapper…People just flocked to him/ Offended by Pattis and ok with Franks/ The Red Hat Society/ That one time the Red Hats showed up to Tommy’s show as clowns/ Using the handicap stall/ The Tommy Detector/ The opinions of old women/ Fat Tuesday/ Not Live - the Undead Podcast/ Tommy’s lingering ankle issues/ Tommy’s incredible, spontaneously breaking bones/ Calling your wife, “ma”/ those couples that start to look like each other/ Gender swapping on Facebook/ Hitting The White Trash Double Feature/ Tommy’s starless Chucks/ Walmart hairdressers/ The Beloved and Tommy have casino adventures/ When you speak to the manager and she has the same haircut/ Those training stages in Street Fighter II/ Jake “The Quitter” Savage/ Explaining Dort Highway in Flint, Michigan/ Tatted to all extremes/ Break room tattoos/ the Cult of Kitty/ Princess and Queen on the collarbone/ An Arby’s kitchen roman