Miserable Retail Slave

Topical, Political content/ the best place to debate social issues/ the last time Tommy was at the gun range/ Hawk weapons/ “If I’m in a stressful situation…like If I know it’s happening…then I’m really good at it. But if I, if I have to, uh, but if it’s not happening in the moment and I can’t, I can’t figure out, y’know. It just, it just depends. In the moment, I’m good.”/ Dealing with the stress of life/ Resting Hawk Face/ Name your hawk/ A reference to the movie Over the Top/ upgrading your hawk/ the Walmart ensemble/ Tommy wants a Foghorn Leghorn tattoo/ Ka-Powie on your kneecap/ Kelly Ka-Powie/ The flooding Flint River/ Those people that float in kayaks down flooded streets/ Tide pods/ Tommy’s world/ soul tattoos…tattooing your soul/ “You don’t need the ‘full’ there”/ “That’s what they teach you in comedy writing”/ The Great Comedy Book/ Friendly Dads/ Dad questions/ Tommy thinks honesty is stupid/ The effort it takes to word at a person/ Quality Question/ Saying “fans” is gross/ Meme talk/ It’s hard to