Miserable Retail Slave

Sticker beer/ 4 color vulgar words/ flag/ don’t trust the man that doesn’t swear/ the first time Randy and Tommy hung out/ winners and losers/ living out the lyrics of a song/ the shock of hearing swearing in public/ white trash camouflage/ the missing link/ crashing a library book club/ a library flasher/ you can’t go home again/ Tommy was french kissed by Satan/ Tommy gives up/ A tar pit of happiness/ Creating a soundtrack to your life/ Become Ear Bud Man/ The Important Philosophies of Sammy Hagar/ reacting to the trailer for “Flint Town” on Netflix/ Bum, Thugs, and Harmony/ “Like some kind of alien”/ The Sadness of Daryl Van Halen/ National Pancake Day/ “What’s a Boy gotta do to get some hash browns up in this mug?”/ Tommy hates pancakes, not an egg fan/ Super diet mode: Tommy’s foods/ The Taste Buds #1: pancakes and syrup Peeps/ serving size: 4 chicks/ updates on HGW/ Tommy’s show in Chicago/ Happy Baby/ The Uber Man/ Road comic problems/ New arch enemy, El Silencio has a missed connection/ a mortar-cycle