Miserable Retail Slave

Believing in honesty/ social media stunts/ social media celebrities/ is success in the social media age being on “Ellen”?/ Clickbait Faces/ Advice for people who want to be on GMA/ “this is weird...this is weird...”/ Tommy was shocked and flabbergasted because he remembered an old email address/ “More me, less you”/ a fatal disease called breathing/ Tommy is emo now/ a 3/4 life crisis/ Make time/ Talking I’m subliminal song lyrics/ Spring has sprung/ Tommy went to the bar instead of the gym/ if Bob Ross was painting you, he’d say “here’s a happy little drunk”/ “Wingmen of West Michigan” podcast/ the return of The Convenience Nurse/ hating people when they walk/ Tommy scolds a bum/ an awkward game of social chicken/ Quality Question/ does your tattoo artist own your copyright to your body?/ Thunderdome: man in plastic bag disguise robs GameStop/ Man survives bear and shark attacks/ Batman vs the shark/ Batman ‘66/ shark kick/ missed Connections/ Trail Hearts/ late night bike trail wanderings/ Pop Rocks/ who ca