Playboy Entertainment Spoken Edition

As Super Bowl Sunday dawned, America woke up to dire news: Pink had the flu. “I’ve arrived at another one of my dreams which is slowly becoming a sort of nightmare,” everybody’s favorite coiffed diva posted on Instagram. Rehearsals for her rendition of the National Anthem at U.S. Bank Stadium had apparently ended up mainly celebrating the land of the Vicks and the home of the Sudafed.