Packers Talk

At long last, Chris and Dave have achieved enlightenment — not from ayahuasca, but from beating Aaron Rodgers in black and gold. The trip to Pittsburgh felt like group therapy in a stadium with too many vowels, where the Packers somehow won despite their best efforts to cause a collective coronary.The guys bask in the glow of victory while doing what they do best: picking every nit in sight. The refs were trash. Keisean Nixon apparently decided that tackling was optional. McManus turned every extra point into a hostage situation. Yet somehow, in the second half, Jordan Love and Tucker Kraft started cooking like it was Thanksgiving at Lambeau, and Christian Watson remembered how to run past humans.Meanwhile, Matt LaFleur called plays like a man possessed — part genius, part cardio instructor — and the defense alternated between “dominant” and “doing their taxes.” It’s the full Packers experience, wrapped in sarcasm, relief, and mild disbelief that they actually closed a game.As always, there’s a fresh batch of