Not Skinny But Not Fat

We are shooketh. Cassie (the child) leaves her parents house to move in with her sister and Colton is left to live by himself after moving to CA for her -  we are pissed! KUWTK is back- the trailer gave us fucking goosebumps, but let’s be honest the Jordyn and Tristan cheating scandal is only going to be in the last episode. A little RHONY, JB on insta this week, & VPR, duh.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda is shooketh by the before and after of Cassie Randolph and is calling out a plastic surgery epidemic! She feels duped and is not holding back. Many other bachelor/ette tidbits, check in with VPR, Kourt’s photoshop fail (but what’s new?), and does Khloe really drink the fit tea she’s selling? Either way she’s being called out and we’re here for it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls have A LOT to say about the final two episodes of the Bachelor and the announcement of the new Bachelorette. As always, there’s Kardashian news: Kourt’s new braaaaaaand POOSH and possible comeback with the EX, Kylie’s post-baby body, and Kendall’s new pet. Amanda gushes over her new found insta-relationship with VPR cast member and briefly discuss the college admittance scandal, which is NOT that interesting but is dominating the headlines.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda and her sistager Arielle recap this week’s Bachelor episodes, which were gut-wrenching. We also learned more about the most anticipated character of the season; THE FENCE. Kyle Jenner was named the youngest self-made billionaire by Forbes, so we obviously dissect the meaning of “self-made”. Amanda has a new bff, and she happens to be a cast mate on Vanderpump.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Deep dive into the biggest drama of the year: the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. From who unfollowed whom, to what exactly went down and Amanda’s raw opinion on everything. Coverage of the Oscars, mostly just the Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper rumored romance and how they definitely f****d and got a spray tan together. And also, how Amanda is loving being compared to Irina Shayk, a little too much. A SO and tribute to Vanderpump Rules #VPRAMBASSADOR, recap of the latest episode of the Bachelor: Hometowns, as well as insider information revealed on who is the next bachelorette.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.