Liquor License

Grandma Landed is a new restaurant in sunny California, but it was another SoCal chain restaurant that caused an earth shattering event to start out the show. Actual grandma lands and Brandon has been going non stop. The past weeks included but not limited to: Mexican Mother’s Day, Mother’s Day, golf, dodgers, missed anniversary, Santa Barbara, Olive Garden, and did Brandon steal his wedding intro. We also discuss Night Breed and Liver King; not must watches but fun ones. The WB backlot tour and Brandon’s failed writing career. This was an action packed vacation episode, enjoy.    

This is a “special” liquor license because we talk about special people . Is applejacks a challenged person? Oh who’s applejacks maybe you should listen. Brandon golfs with a ghost but do ghosts have assholes? The movies that shaped us, not our favorites like we always list. Instead we look at movies that have inspired our passion for film and for life. We look back at the many stages of Guy Fieri and we have opinions. How to get rid of handmade family gifts, if there is a way.    

Half of the history of this podcast has been drunk, the other half sober: just a tidbit fo dat azz. Animals having souls. CERN and the Large Hadron Collider conspiracy theory. Children’s Day at the zoo and adults drink 100mgs. The science behind heavy THC dosing per Brandon (zero science). Ironman athletes of this generation. NBA conference final picks.    

The boys have a chuckle at may-mays ™️ and the silliness of people. Then we get a little deep with people taking their life for granted and how different our journeys have been. Credere is a focused straight arrow that always gets the same haircut, Brandon changes his hair as soon as it looks good and jumps all over the place. Quick LL sports: NFL draft and NBA playoffs. Suegro weekend. Ghostbuster 2 was a precursor to modern day sequels or every movie at the box office. Brandon rewatches Pulp Fiction with fresh eyes yet still has the same reaction. Per Credere if you don’t use it you lose it.    

Well we have talked about Sinners for the past two episodes. So why not give you a review with spoilers (skip to 29 min to avoid) since we both went to see it. Brandon manages to upgrade Credere’s score with his analysis: shout out. Dyngus Day 2025 full effect. Why did Brandon cut his beard, are mustaches reminiscent of a manlier time, and more metrosexual topics. Easter/420 weekend. Be a man.    

Happy Easter to all of you and your families. This was a heavy movie and television show based episode, sue us. First off a more detailed look at last weeks title The Ghost and the Darkness. Here’s what else we review: Y2K, 2073, Lake George, Creed 2, Running Point, Sneaker Heads, and the David Blaine show. Easter bunny photos and shitting at cheesecake round out this holiday special.    

In our memorial for Val Kilmer we some how manage to talk about the upcoming NFL season, don’t worry we cycle back around. Radio cornball shit still exists and is kinda fun. Brandon’s obsession with Christian Slater. How bad is Good American Family am I right? A Complete Unknown completely fucking blows. Sinners hype. This was a wild one, if you liked it leave us a positive review.    

Ooo weee baby we have a banger this week! Brandon’s got anniversaries, birthdays, and homophobia when researching last weeks title. Our state of America segment: tesla, tactical dads, and acting locally. Not Like Us might have joined Hit Em Up, not in a good way. Little girls dance recitals. 

A simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn’t about a thank you, it’s about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct.    

Anthony Michael Hall really had a run and was smart. Watch Johnny B Goode damn you. Credere and Brandon’s watch list. Influencer roundup with our disgust interspersed. What headphones are you wearing? What is the best frames for Brandon’s next pair of glasses. Tanning talk. This one was fun to do thanks to Dr Norms THC cookies, Dr Norm fucks!

Shout out to the 504 (area not zip code). Quick NBA talk. Cigarette companies stopped candy cigarettes but did it make a difference. Andrew Schultz special has a bit about IVF that Brandon says describes his whole past year. Many recommendations made on this episode. Great American films and what makes them great. Two heterosexual men choose what male actor is hotter. Brandon is Good Will Hunting of the laundry room. 

On Academy Award night the guys reflect on how much they don’t care about the awards, not even to be antagonistic. Oscar Parties of years past. Current films we watched. Baby photo shoot and a new Armenian Dr. graces Brandon’s life.    

In this truly San Antonio Spurs themed episode we talk the Admiral, kid shrinks, and Coach Pop. Young people aren't drinking and Brandon has proof. The British bake off is Brandon’s favorite show: he details why and how it differs from American trashy shows. Watch The Bad Guys before the sequel comes out. Heat: a retrospective 30 years later. Elon and Tesla. A Polish Harlem globetrotter. Farming talk but real gangsta.        

The boys do a brief history of Levi’s and Brandon not wearing wranglers. Fatherhood a month in: not too much to do but zero down time. SNL 50 review of the show and concert, some spoilers; our bad. Fetty Wop history and his connection to Bluetooth speakers. Movie reviews: The Gorge, Bad Boys 4, Long Legs, and Piece by Piece, shout out Pharrell. Brandon thinks movies and sports will end, Credere thinks they are set up for the future. Whose side are you on?    

We start with reviewing the Super Bowl and all media hoopla. With it being a celebration of 500 shows, we break down how the show started and why. Credere has an epiphany of what could’ve been said while receiving a new hat. It’s the Jetsons nursery at Brandon’s house with all the gizmos. Dino eggs oatmeal and smores pop tarts are discussed. Wild white frat guy shit to play us out. Thank you everyone that has been a loyal listener, has told people about the show and all who are in our lives: Thank You and get ready for the next 500.

Brandon’s parents were just in town and the weeks happening are talked about. Tagging and slang in the dictionary. Church Mass Review (new segment). Grammys 2025 and Benson Boone. Pineapple Express: the storm, the movie, the strain. Day time television and Gladiator II review. 

Our chance meeting at a grocery store 13 years ago has led us to where we are today, take that in cynics. Championship weekend roundup and Brandon’s yet again crushed. 2012 was the last year that hip-hop and rap was relevant to Brandon and possibly the world. We then take you through the birth of Brandon’s child: ripe with stories of LA annoyances. Birthing playlists is a thing?!    

Brandon is now a dad. He has some honest questions for dads out there and Credere wisely has answers. We then cannot seem to steer away from the topic of Jesus and creation in general. We hope you don’t think we’re loons, well maybe it’s better if you do. Worst bathroom segment, 1972 hustlers, and slave movies. Daddy like.       

The guys discuss their experiences so far with the LA fires. Really trying to figure out who, why, what and how did it all start. Netflix now has Raw and commercials to Brandon’s chagrin. Travis Scott and Pat McAfee: why are they so popular. Odd Future diss 13 years in the making. What we think about Covid and Fauci now, plus his role in the HIV scare. Brandon’s new weirdos: Charge Buddy Sam, Dreadlock Amazon Guy, and strip club bouncer that wears a doorag and always wants change. It’s been a weird week hope we can make you smile with this one.    

Pray For LA! The boys discuss the upcoming NFL playoffs (it’s short). Brandon saw Wicked, Credere has seen the play: we make sense of it. Non white actors playing “white” roles: our honest take. Muddy Buddies are for the haters. Credere finds out about MENSA, Brandon wants to work with his hands. Brandon gives a deep Buffalo story that he swears is true, piss included. One thing to leave this episode with: people can change, you can’t change people. Go Bills!