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Our heroes discuss hobos, shotguns.

Our heroes giggle for over an hour.

Topics Include: Pinocchio, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Confess Fletch, White Noise, Blank, My Best Friend’s Exorcism, Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey, and the current state of blockbusters going into 2023.

Our heroes impartially review a film based on their friend's book in a totally not-awkward podcast.

Our heroes discuss how stories are important and junk.

Our hosts discuss what could possibly be the worst Arnold movie ever made DESPITE including a naked snow fight.

Topics Include: Wednesday, Slumberland, The Greatest Beer Run Ever, Empire Of Light, Lou, God’s Creatures, Goodnight Mommy, and the continuing goofs of HBO Max.

Our heroes mostly enjoy a short film disguised as a feature length horror.

Whoever wins... we lose.

Our heroes shut of their brains and enjoy a 90s vampire movie somehow made in 2022.

Topics Include: Do Revenge, Bullet Proof, Raven’s Hollow, Margaux, The Good House, Triangle Of Sadness, and the tragic casting of James Franco.

With guest host Abe Epperson, our heroes discuss what makes a good sequel and why Prey is the second best Predator film.

Topics Include: Andor, Medieval, Spirit Halloween: The Movie, Devotion, Let The Right One In, Blonde, God’s Country, Pinocchio, House Of Darkness, The Banshees of Inisherin, Glorious, and what happened with the Batgirl movie.

Armed with a special guest host, our heroes create a map that will guide them into the heart of darkness.

Topics Include: She-Hulk, I Am Groot, Black Panther, Shazam, Rings Of Power, Me Time, National Treasure, Till, Interview With The Vampire, Vampire Academy, Breaking, Pearl, Dungeons And Dragons, John Wick 4, and more Marvel fatigue.

Our heroes enjoy a film about horses and nothing else.

The one where Mulder becomes an epic gamer.

Topics Include: Halloween Ends, Secret Headquarters, The Girl In The Mirror, Look Both Ways, The Patient, Uncoupled, American Gigolo, I Love My Dad, Funny Pages, and the bot-driven Snyderverse.

Topics Include: The Rings Of Power, The Munsters, Day Shift, Spin Me Round, Honk For Jesus, Save Your Soul, Paradise Highway, Carter, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Orphan First Kill, Fall, and the state of blockbusters.

Our heroes get underwhelmed by a funny but aimless movie.