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Our heroes speak passionately about a tragic storyline very close to their hearts.

It's all the bald henchmen that you can eat!

Topics Include: The Little Mermaid, Chupa, Beef, Slip, BlackBerry, Mrs. Davis, Satan Wants You, Ninja Vs Shark, and the results of the Oscars.

Our heroes discuss a movie that makes a lot of promises that it can't keep.

Topics Include: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghosted, Citadel, On A Wing And A Prayer, The Big Door Prize, Simulant, Silo, No Hard Feelings, Supercell, and the possibility of blimp theft.

Our heroes watch Movie 43 for abstract film nerds.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes watch a film about a monster hiding behind their art.

Topics Include: Peter Pan & Wendy, The Haunted Mansion, Swarm, About My Father, Somewhere In Queens, The Blackening, Fatal Attraction, Dead Ringers, and the future of The Lord Of The Rings.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes do some fat lines of a breezy monster comedy.

Topics Include: Boston Strangler, Love & Death, Invitation To A Murder, The Lake, The Swarm, The Pope’s Exorcist, Sisu, and the many reboots of Hellboy.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes carefully deconstruct the latest Marvel film in a way that will surely please the hardcore fans.

Topics Include: Fast X, John Wick Chapter 4, The Little Mermaid, Tetris, Paint, Operation Fortune, Children Of The Corn, and the continuing decline of Netflix.

Joined by a special guest co-host, our heroes discuss a classic dark comedy and how it almost didn't get made.

Joined by a special co-host, our heroes enjoy a comedy that's more satire than murder mystery.

Topics Include: Air, Strays, The Covenant, The Portable Door, The Consultant, UFO Sweden, The Unlikely Pilgrimage Of Harold Fry, White Men Can’t Jump, Bruiser, and AMC’s new seating plan.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss an iconic punk film that's better than it needs to be and inevitably drift into conversations about their own punk youths.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss a highly debated horror film.

Armed with a special guest co-host, our heroes talk about people wrestling with each other and also kitties and coffee and soup.

Topics Include: The Boogeyman, The Power, The Strays, Viking Wolf, Moving On, The Chemistry Of Death, We Have A Ghost, The Magic Flute, and Netflix’s new and terrible business plan.

Armed with a special co-host, our heroes discuss the differences between two major cinematic spectacles of 2022 and explain why one of them can't possibly compare to the other.