Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

We throw your regularly scheduled format out the window, and bring you a recap of all of the most exciting news from SDCC 2014 exactly as it came out… one story at a time, in no particular order!! A fun, scattered, news and rumor filled episode… It’s our comic dash… Continue reading

Placebo headlining Days of ’47 Rodeo!! Acquaintances with 401ks. What’s your Jesus figure look like? Marvel is hogging the hot plates at the buffet. DC asks Marvel, “Did you call us a bitch?” Post apocalypse dream board. TV in another dimension or Japanese game show? #turndown for more overrated dragons.… Continue reading

Fight or flight… I had to flight. You don’t even have to be an old person to be scared of ice water, you guys!!! Spoopy demon powers!! Hunger Games 3: The Propaganda Wars! (Directed by Hello, Sweetie! Podcast.) It was a fun cluster f@*k. Eye of the Tiger/You’re the Best… Continue reading

Fantasy Con Recap!! I just want him to admit Zoe Saldana was his beard. BCoops. DJ Jazzy Baggins!! #turndown for beating this hashtag into the ground. Your mouth is so wide.. You look like an anime character. Just keep walking, just keep walking. So many PSAs! At that age, that’s precious… Continue reading

I must acquiesce to your… whatever. More harrowing stories of childhood. Camping,  sipping blue wine coolers and shooting guns. Bending bullets or bbs. Nacho problem! #NanaFrost hates fun. I’m gonna do all the movies now. It’s more for the texture than the taste. Canada is part of the world. But,… Continue reading

Interview with Lisa Hammer, Triana Venture of Venture Bros!! Where’s all your whoorres? PSA: Just don’t. Hand gestures are Danielle’s way of protesting. He’s knifey, to emphasize his shreddiness. Who had the case of the stink eye? Spritz some hydrochloric acid on it. Entitled bitches. Peter Sarsgaard SARS guard. Ginger… Continue reading

Special guest JC Carter of Hold 322!! Boobs: The not so secret power. Now on that bombshell… No console in the kennel!! Egg Man and walrus video game movie? Coo-coo-ca choo!! Were his meds up or down? If you haven’t seen Red State…. Maybe don’t. It’s a good movie, just… Continue reading

Crocs are made from Subway bread. Bro, do you even lift.. stadiums? Magneto trained by using positive affirmations. Thanks Rebecca, you dick, now back to you, Kristal. No effects, only Zuul. Damnit!!! Give that joke to someone who deserves it!! That was not greek yogurt, it was poopin yogurt! Knowledge… Continue reading

This is not a spoiler, this is history! Maybe Cassidy will jot down some of the good parts. We could pay her, in high-fives, but, we are out of down lows. GRAND HAND GESTURES! Four previous disasters…wait, aren’t there only 3? GODDAMNIT WOMAN! Where were you 5 seconds ago?? Happy… Continue reading

Our small tribute to our friend Jeff Vice. Special guest Obi! Episode “Jello”! Jay is our podcast boyfriend. Can you pickle me? We need a DM or a GM (District Manager or General Manager…??) Just come manage some shit for us! I don’t think you’re ready for these buns. Jaba… Continue reading

Creating nerd equality by taking you down a notch or two. You shouldn’t look at Wonder Woman and say, “I could probably take her…” Kristal is my fat trainer. Education has stopped so everyone is watching bad movies… Kevin Sorbo same likabilty as math. No half assing!! Whole ass everything!!… Continue reading

We record at our friend Cappa’s house, pre-Godzilla screening!!! Cherri doesn’t want to see Frozen!! Everything is balls!! Always a Zac Efron fan! Bonus content: Free Comic Book Day recorded live at Hastur Games and Comics!!! Continue reading

Are you human enough to DM a bunch of women? It’s like the Mexicans not knowing about Taco Tuesday. There are more women in the movie, they were just busy in the kitchen. The Sweeties take a trip down technology memory lane. Turtle in a half shell… you know, like… Continue reading

The sun doesn’t shine out of his ass. SPOILER: Nothing happens, no one gets desolated. The Hobbits are sneaky mother fuckers, they don’t do too much. And then we totally do the cliffs notes of Hobbit. IT’S FIIINE! Zack Snyder doesn’t even know how to use hashtags. Whooaaa, whooaaa that’s… Continue reading

Can’t get the smile after FanX off your face?? We relate!!! We recorded some great interviews during FanX, and we will be popping them into a few of the next episodes to keep the FanX glow alive! For your Friday listening pleasure, here’s a sneak peek! Our interview with Galen… Continue reading

SPECIAL FANX LIVE RECORDING! (HOLY S*@T PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT OUR JOKES!) “HI DAD!”Hail Hydrate!! We turned the nerds against each other, that’s what really counts. Do you have change for some bones? Woo Woo, Gavin!! You want fries with that shake? Be a Christian, you get HAM! Rose knows!… Continue reading

Twitter gets accidental porn! US airlines basically tells us to go “f@#$ ourselves.” I don’t think you know what “Glam Rock” is… I don’t think you know what a glass ceiling is. Hans Solo, “Yoo-hoo, beeg summa blow out!” I KNOOOOWWW…. ew. Captain of the Con, Dan Farr! We all… Continue reading

Crushing pressure from Rebecca Frost!! BILL? How much Wonder Woman? Splinter Monk: Germaphobic sewer rat. That guy has range… HE HAS RANGE!! Don’t go see the Jem movie, just show Josie and the Pussycats. Best accidental porn story wins a shirt! Are you going? Oh… I’ll drown. Rebecca is a… Continue reading

If it’s not penis, get it out of my face. We can do all kinds of accents (well kind of)… Shut your turtle lips! It needs more cow bell. I’d pay $10 for that! Find out what happens when people stop murdering and start getting creepy as fuck. I want… Continue reading

Belt loops on underwear.. that’s weird, right? I want a crothity old man Wolverine. All my eggs are in the Sentinel basket. Kinda looks like Benedict Cumberbatch, if you look at the thumbnail real quick and squint. PIXAR PHASE 2. He looks almost exactly like him, except for his beard,… Continue reading