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After weeks of weather delays, the TSHE Cinema Road Trip Spectacular is back on the road as Hillary, Bobby, Ann and Christy head south—“South-South Atlantic,” to be specific. (Except Florida, because that *definitely* needs its own show.) This one’s full of thoughtful choices, from studies of historic inequity (The Color Purple) and not-so-historic inequity (The Hate U Give) to uhhh… lifelong romance (The Notebook) and what we’ll call sharp-witted social commentary (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby).Plus: Christy got her new bathroom, Bobby got his first vaccine shot, Ann got a new segment, Hillary got a chance to flex her southern accent, and our listeners got creative about how they’d handle flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz.  Shameless Amazon Plugs of the WeekJazz: A (19-hour) Film By Ken Burns (and an ideal wedding gift for Meredith!)TSHE Recommends Moxie on NetflixTSHE Anti-RecommendsGinny & Georgia on NetflixConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a

Your TSHE (T.S.H.E.) hosts have had quite a momentous few weeks! We have lots of life updates with a major focus on the complete failure of the power and water infrastructure in the State of Texas (HEB not included). Follow Hillary’s somewhat meandering soliloquy describing her frozen journey from Nashville to Dallas, and finally to her very waterless neighborhood in Austin. It’s a frustrating, thrilling, and nail-biting adventure filled with a lot of champagne (obviously).In non-weather related news, Ann has a moment of triumph and an endorphin rush of the common criminal (along with a wonderful, Minnesota-centric birthday Cameo), Bobby has a new renter, Meredith has big, sparkling news, and Hillary just asks everyone to stop pooping.Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekKosas Sport Chemistry AHA Serum Deodorant (Serene Clean)CleverMade Collapsible Laundry Tote, Large Foldable Clothes Hamper Bag, LaundryCaddy CarryAll XL Pop Up Storage Basket with Handles, Midnight/GreyTSHE recommendsThe Morning ShowConnect with

Bobby, Christy, Ann, and special guest host Matt are traveling back to the heady days of picking instruments, finding musical niches, suffering band envy, and making our chorus teachers cry (kids are cruel, yo). We’re discussing our musical histories, bringing up sibling grievances, deciding which group is the coolest* to be in, and asking why instruments are gendered, for God’s sake. In small talk, Ann’s brain is slowly being zapped into goo, Christy needs a larger lockbox, Bobby teleported(?) via the Hilton Honors program, and Matt’s prepping to write a children’s book. Plus, an audio postcard from Hillary, and Wile E. Coyote makes several appearances.*obviously “cool” is relativeTSHE Recommends: Judas and the Black MessiahShameless Amazon Plug of the Week: Flavacol Popcorn Seasoning & Buttery Flavor Popcorn Topping ComboConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has Everything

The time has come once again when, instead of producing original content for the show, we explore the treasure trove of stuff our listeners (and in some cases, our co-hosts) bought on Amazon using our affiliate links. Plus, Meredith is bested by chips and guac, Bobby is a delicate little flower, Christy is struggling with her senses (also her wifi), and Ann … excuse me, Lady Cordelia Fitzgerald … is now a Patreon-level celebrity after a star turn on a podcast that’s undeniably better than ours. This week’s question of the week is, “What would your ideal conversation heart say?” Answers should be illustrated. Click here for the appropriately janky website that will generate them to your heart’s content. (Literally.) Shameless Amazon Plugs of the WeekLockabox One | Compact and Hygienic Lockable Box for Food, Medicines and Home SafetyTSHE Recommends Checking out past recommendations!(It was a short week for us, sorry.)Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice m

The Coven is back and ready to use our witchy powers for (mostly) good (and possibly a little evil). Today we’re talking about some of the popular shows we came late to love, as well as a few WE WILL NEVER WATCH, SO STOP TELLING US TO. On the list we’ve got genre fare, beloved dramas, renovation tent poles, and game shows from our grandparents’ era. Plus, the trouble with fanatics, a lot of punchable faces, and a good dose of Britney talk. On the personal side, we discuss Ann’s kitchen vacation, Hillary putting on her stalking trenchcoat, Meredith’s exciting news, and Christy’s Facebook group grievance. And remember, “anybody can be famous in England if they want to be.”TSHE Recommends: Ted LassoTable Manners with Jessie WareThe New York Times Presents: Framing Britney SpearsShameless Amazon Plug of the Week: Reusable makeup remover padsCaste: The Origins of Our DiscontentsConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you

This week, we take navel-gazing to a whole new level by way of a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator® personality inventory test. Is it bunk science that shouldn’t be taken out of context? Possibly. Is it stellar fodder for the show this week? Definitely. Listen as we share our results, and then take the survey and see which TSHE host is just like you! As a fair warning, odds are pretty good you’re a Miranda. Don’t worry, our Masterminds make sure we know what we’re all getting ourselves into. Click here for the survey. (It’s free. No signups!)Plus: A light electrical repair tutorial, a not-so-light plumbing demand, a pillow recommendation request, an actor with a bunch of eyebrows, your and our favorite on-screen presidents, and an extended tangent about an alligator cloche.Shameless Amazon Plugs of the WeekOXO Good Grips Bathtub Drain ProtectorGreen Gobbler Drain Clog Dissolver, 31 ozLEKEYE Drain Hair Catcher Stainless Steel Drain Protector/StrainerTSHE Recommends American SkinMr. MayorConnect with the show!This is

Looks like we made it! As we finally (hopefully) end the disastrous reign of #45, your hosts at TSHE are finally letting out a big exhale. Join as we give some reasons to celebrate or at least take a big breath and calm down in this (for the love of God) less chaotic era. In more personal news, Bobby says goodbye to Cupcake (RIP), Meredith travels back to the summer of 1999 in her mind and receives her 2nd Covid vaccine, and Ann might be a professor, but she can be juvenile, too!  Oh, and it wouldn’t be our 69th show without a quick visit to Hillary’s Horny Corner ™  (with a newly implemented rating system).  See, we really have everything!Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekKindle PaperwhiteTSHE recommendsTigerAll Creatures Great and SmallConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Email: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter @tsheshow

It’s a special edition of the TSHE Road Trip Across America Cinema Spectacular™ as we make an almost-Inauguration Day stop in Washington DC! Of course, our nation’s Capitol isn’t just a place—it’s a state of mind. Our wide array of movies reflects a range of perspectives on government and politics and life as we anxiously await a peaceful (hopefully) transfer of power.  Plus: TSHE Listener and District of Columbia resident Anne Louise joins us for a special interview about what it’s really like to live in a disenfranchised stepchild of a city-state, and what some folks are trying to do about it.  Also plus: Ann’s new 2021 baking project, your near-death experiences (including the dangers of frolicking), and a discount code for a pillow that offers both physical comfort and emotional pain. Shameless Amazon Plugs of the Week30 Second Sand TimerSlugg: A Boy's Life in the Age of Mass Incarceration TSHE Recommends Dick24 Hours: Assault on the CapitolConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop u

America had a near death experience this week, and your TSHE crew is here to discuss theirs! As opposed to seditious acts, Meredith, Christy, and Hillary are talking about their close, mostly teenaged encounters with the grim reaper.  We made it through though, and hopefully so will the USA!In other, less fatal subjects, we break down the “Bean Dad'' controversy and our own fathers’ responses (our dads are WAY better than John Roderick, obviously), Meredith’s journey to vaccination, Brookie-O disappointment, our audiobook adventures, TSHE listeners’ brand loyalty, Viagra. and, of course, Bridgerton. Episode 6, y’all. Hello!!Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekMilk Frother, Miroco Stainless Steel Milk Steamer with Hot &Cold Milk Functionality, Automatic Foam Maker For Coffee, Hot Chocolates, Latte, Cappuccino, Electric Milk Warmer, Silent Operation, 120VTSHE recommendsAudio Books:OutlanderHungerThe Witches are ComingHood FeminismOne to WatchFinding FreedomEverything is Trash but It’s OkayWedding Date SeriesIt

It’s a new year, but if you want some tips on resolutions, you’ll need to try another podcast, because we’re too smart to challenge 2021 to be better than 2020.  Instead, Ann, Bobby, Christy, and Hillary are examining why we choose certain products over others and recalling their epic battles for our consumer loyalty. It turns out we’re probably more susceptible to marketing and advertising than we thought, as we chat about everything from fast food to tech companies. Along the way, we take a short detour into talk of “Toobin-esque” marketing and other frivolous 2020 scandals, come perilously close to falling down a rabbit hole of 90s music, throw in a last-minute entry for Money Pit of the Year, and start planning the 2022 TSHE Page-A-Day calendar. (And if you’re really in need of some New Year’s wisdom, remember the words of Ann’s therapist: “You can’t hate yourself into loving yourself.”)TSHE Recommends: Death to 2020The WildsSearch PartyShameless Amazon Plug of the Week: SafeHaven - 2 Fireproof BagsConnec

We’re in the final throes of 2020, and what a year it has been. This week, Bobby, Ann, Hillary and Meredith fire up the mics for a little post-holiday chit-chat, figuring no one would mind if this episode was a little short. (Narrator: It wasn’t.)There isn’t any Christmas magic left but we’ve got plenty of leftover turkey, gingerbread architecture, a forgettable frozen pizza and several batches of lackluster popovers, all served up on a platter Ann got for a screaming deal. Just be careful if you come over late—it may not be as scary as Detroit, but it’s definitely ice all the way to Woodbury.Plus: What you *aren’t* doing this holiday season, our final QotW of the year, and one more (scathing) review of A Princess for Christmas.Apologies in advance to wrestling fans: We just don’t understand. No apologies to Joe Rogan fans: there is no excuse for you. Bring it, swoll frenemies. Shameless Amazon Plugs of the Week VCE 5-Pack Coaxial Cable Connector, F-Type Coax RG6 Cable Extension Adapter Gold PlatedTSHE Recomm

Are you a hard working lady from the city who has lost all hope for Christmas (and love)? Well do we have a show for you!  Join us as we break down the TSHE Christmas classic (™) A Princess for Christmas. Sketchy Buffalo bonafides, dubious accents, confusing lineage, funky hip hop dancing and Sir Roger George Moore KBE - what more could you want?We also ruminate on Ann’s journey through the steam tunnels to get Diet Coke (RIP Dinkytown McDonald’s), Bobby’s impending mail jail sentence/childhood Columbia House scams, a little Titanic talk, some drooly dogs, and a SUPER weird cake/salad cutter. Also, are we TSHiites? Hmmm…Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekVeken Pet Fountain, 84oz/2.5L Automatic Cat Water FountainFred TABLE SAW Crosscut Cake and Salad SawTSHE recommendsTaylor Swift - evermoreConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: www.throwyourphone.com  Em

Oh, the games people play. And by “people” we mean us. Ann, Christy and Meredith are pulling out the Monopoly board and arguing over who has to host game night. From computers to tabletops, phones to cards, we’re sharing our favorite time-wasting, stress-relieving, family-bonding fun. Who learned hearts from her brutal grandma? Who shot a lot of bad aliens? And who is a less-than-gracious winner/loser? Plus, the school of salary expectations, worlds without mean older brothers, and Dr Mario will see you now. In other news, Meredith’s furry gremlin is up to his usual tricks, Ann made a terrible error when establishing her holiday movie rating system, and Christy’s got the royal scoop. TSHE Recommends: The Royal We Series Shameless Amazon Plug of the Week: AJIADA Stainless Steel Mesh Food Cover Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEma

Some of us worked there, some of us shopped there, some of us fell in love there, some of us just loitered there for hours on end. And now, Hillary, Ann and Bobby are (virtually) out on a Friday night to talk about the mall! How much do we have to say? Just look at the run time on this episode.  Also discussed: Ann’s latest holiday movie review (with a new, ho-based rating system), Bobby’s big new Bundt, where Hillary learned the term “algorithm,” our new favorite listener and—as always—so much more.For those interested, here’s Welcome to the ROC by rapper Beneficial, as referenced (every couple of years) by Bobby. Shameless Amazon Plugs of the Week COSRX Acne Pimple Master Patch 96 Patches (4 Packs of 24 Patches)American Standard 066070–0020A AeratorTSHE Recommends We are the Champions on NetflixConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.c

Why would you hire a 12-year-old (most likely, girl) to babysit your child (and niece/nephew/neighbor)? We have NO idea, but The Coven (™) will attempt to answer with their varied babies raising babies experiences. From unfair accusations to uncomfortable discussions with drunk dads, we cover our adventures in babysitting (as well as the actual movie, Adventures in Babysitting, which, yikes?).Also, stay tuned for Meredith’s pie pie chart, more pie talk, Mr. Bulky’s, mall working horror stories (more to come on that), holiday movie recaps, and much, much more. Stay safe, wash your hands, wear a mask, GET YOUR FLU SHOT, let your voice be heard, vote (especially if you’re in Georgia), and know that we love you very much! Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekHabanero Hot Sauce by YellowbirdTSHE recommendsShit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern CinemaFolklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

It’s going to be a small, chill Thanksgiving this year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still enjoy the star of T-Day food. No, not turkey - we’re talking pie! Pie is (almost) universally beloved, but making your own from scratch is daunting to most people who aren’t accomplished home bakers. Thankfully, one of our hosts has some experience in that realm and has decided to pass her knowledge along. Ann (along with color commentator Bobby) is taking Christy, Hillary, and Meredith into the TSHE Kitchens to teach them how to make a delicious pie crust of which nobody need be scared. Will their pie crusts be buttery and flaky, or will they be as dust in the wind? Will the caution tape keep the children at bay? Will a black, furry mischief maker escape from the basement? Listen and find out!Stella Parks' No-Stress All-Butter Pastry CrustAnn's preferred pumpkin pie filling recipe TSHE Recommends:The Queen's GambitShameless Amazon Plug of the Week:Cooks Standard Hard Anodized Nonstick Square Grill PanNASNAIOLL Silico

Bobby, Ann and Meredith fire up the mics on a Thursday night to talk about life, lies and your Amazon buys. We’ve got awkward bathroom windows, accidental attempted insurance fraud, light at the end of the home-repair tunnel, dreams of repeating kindergarten, and for some reason a surprising number of pompoms. Also, our dentists are quite impressed with us, even if they’re (more than) a little rude about it. Be sure to check out MaskPGH for some cool masks made by a friend. Use code TSHE for 15% off!TSHE RecommendsPostcards to Georgia (Listener Renee)Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekMini Pie Pans (foreshadowing!)Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter @tsheshow

You’ve been waiting for it (we’ve just been really really busy...)! It’s the return of the TSHE Moms Council!  We’re rejoicing in this historic election as well as talking back to school nonsense/situations, a nanny soap opera, pod politics, supply drama, lies involving children, and much more. All that with maybe a touch of celebratory champagne! We (Hillary) couldn’t resist!Additionally, Hillary has a Covid scare (along with a lovely birthday wish), Christy returns to reality, and Phyllis gets a surprise package.  Also, we remember how deeply naughty Grease is. Stay safe, wash your hands, wear a mask, GET YOUR FLU SHOT, let your voice be heard, and know that we love you very much! Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekPyrex LidsTSHE recommendsThe RoommateFenty Snap ShadowsVote ForwardFair FightPsudo Sneakers Connect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think.Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: www.thro

#57: The Real Answer to These Problems is Very BoringI think we can agree that 2020 has been a rough year, and we’re all looking for something to help us feel better. Unfortunately, not all treatments are created equal -some are straight-up quackery- and that’s why we’ve formulated a clinical-strength episode devoted to the problematic “lifestyle brand” Goop. We discuss the allure of “health and wellness” practitioners-for-profit, how we should react to their dubious claims, and decide at what point fun aspirational dreaming can become dangerous. Also, what should we actually be doing with those jade eggs (NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING)? Plus, early-adopter Hillary shares her post-birthday debrief, while both Meredith and Ann have tales of house trauma to share (any story that involves the phrase “floor muck” or a large tarp is not going to be a positive one!).Here's the Bloomberg article we referencedCheck out Dr. Jen GunterPlease use the NIH National Library of Medicine instead of GoogleTSHE Recommends: PHIL'S BA

In honor of her birthday, Hillary leads Christy, Ann and Bobby through a list of 27 of her favorite things! Grab your favorite bike shorts, crop top and fanny pack, and settle in for a show we were extremely excited to record, and not just because it meant the rest of us could coast while Hillary did all of the work. Plus: An overdue Jamtracker™ update, more cracker talk, the battle to be America’s #1 Finger Hat, and so much more.TSHE RecommendsSense8You’re Wrong About: The President's Physical Fitness TestThe Trial of the Chicago 7Two Cathedrals (West Wing season 2 finale)Shameless Amazon Plug of the WeekThis Heating PadConnect with the show!This is your show, too. Feel free to drop us a line, send us a voice memo, or fax us a butt to let us know what you think. Facebook group: This Show Has EverythingFeedback form: throwyourphone.comEmail: tshe@tenseventen.comTwitter @tsheshow