Telephone Gags

Irv pretends to run a mortuary again, while some guy is selling payroll services. He screams at some guy who isn't there. Get them all at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

Irv is so obnoxious on this one. He pretends to be two different people in India arguing with each other while a lady is selling payroll software. Of course, this is just gibberish because she has no clue at all! real gags. real people. real obnoxious. info@telephonegags,com

Irv pretending to be Japanese? Well, Irv is at it again. He does the bad Japanese accent and grunts and groans Japanese expressions. He also claims to work for Nagasaki Ventures and has two employees in Hiroshima. Then the fake argument with the nonexistent coworker comes

Some alarm sales person is calling. Irv hits the BS button several times

Here this poor unsuspecting sales person is trying to sell credit report servicing. She wants Irv to pay over $1000 so he can do his own credit reporting. Irv coughs. Irv flushes the toilet. He's rude. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

in this obnoxious episode, Irv puts on his fake colorado accent and keeps calling the guy "dude" while being pitched to advertise in a magazine. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

This gag has some guy selling Irv Payroll services. He fakes a cold and hacks repeatedly during the call! Get more at: telephone gags 3

Here someone is selling Irv some kind of hi tech service, but they want to visit him at the mortuary! Irv lets the salesguy know what he about to see. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

In this episode, some call center is trying to get the name and address of Irv's company. Wow, he puts her through a tough time. Try spelling the name of the city!

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 In this episode, Irv harasses some long distance telephone salesman. This guy is clueless. Irv uses his classic "spit it out" line. Irv rattles on and on about free long distance and the guy on the phone is floundering

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here Irv is commanded to get his credit statement. While being pitched, the salesman puts up with a lot of paper wrinkling. Hilarious!

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here, Irv pretends to be from India, and gives the salesman a lesson about culture! Silly laughs

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 Here is a guy "giving away" a free hoe security system. Irv blasts yiddish folk music in the background, yells at a fictitious son, and gives everyone a hard time.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, someone is trying to sell some kind of financial service to Irv's mortuary. Irv has a fake staff that he yells at during the call.

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 In this one, Irv has to do three different voices. He has fake arguments with fake partners. Each partner complains about the other one!

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, a rude long distance salesman gets it from us. Irv pretends to be two different people, Jojo and Rolo. Listen for the "flushing" sound...

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Get all the gags! These are real calls from real telemarketers. They have no clue what they are saying or who they are talking to. This guy is trying to sell us some kind of financial refund service. Irv does his famous Jojo voice. And we have a special guest. Here we work in a mortuary

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Get all the gags! These are real calls from real telemarketers. They have no clue what they are saying or who they are talking to. In this one, Irv gets invited to some CEO group.

https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, some moron is calling from an insurance company. While he calls and pitches, Irv does a Felix Unger imitation and honks and makes nasal noises into the phone. This guy never gets it!

https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 In this episode, Irv pretends to be a Japanese executive. He gets rude, loud and obnoxious. All with a bad Japanese accent. Of course, Irv doesn't speak Japanese, so it is gibberish!